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alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

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THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

(via machine-gun-manda-panda)

send me a fruit

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi- You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

When I haven’t seen my best friend in a while:

laugh-addict:

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(Source: howdoiputthisgently)

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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(via 2poppunk4u-182)

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics, via thecommongrave)

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

(via doubleculdesac)

Cuddle buddy application

forever-a-bunn:

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:

(via benzosaidso)